Score: 10

"One of my top 5 Favorite Games on NG!"

submission: Generic Defense Game

date: June 22, 2007

This game is awesome for 2 reasons: 1. It's addictive as FUCK! and... 2. It's simple and to the point. I've only played the game with the football zombies so far but I gotta say that if that were the only one here I'd still vote 5 but GODDAMN.... 8 GAMES!!! HOLY SHIT!!! You rule, man!
P.S.- Tip for the zombie game: First get the machine gun, then the dual machine gun and finally the chain gun. Don't bother with the other weapons. The chain gun is by far the best and is the only gun you need. Forget the drone turrets.... they don't help. Just remember: CHAIN GUN! I got up to like day 85 using this tactic and then just got bored and quit.
P.S.S- THIS GAME FUCKING OWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Score: 10

"AWESOME BRO!!"

submission: Mark Vs Tim

date: April 4, 2007

Seriously man, that totally kicked ass!!! Great graphics, insane action and music that fit the whole thing perfectly!! Bascically what I'm trying to say is: YOU GOT SKILLS MAN!! I voted 5 on this and I don't do that often at all. When I'm at the portal I usually vote to blam 8 out of 10 submissions and 99% percent of the time, what I vote to blam eventually gets blammed. That just goes to show how truly amazing this is!!! Thanks man, you've made my day!!

Score: 7

"Finally someone with some goddamn common sense!"

submission: under The Influence*

date: April 2, 2007

As a movie, I personally think this sucks ass because it's so painfully simple. However, I like your message and for that reason alone, I didn't vote to blam it. I'm so tired of how everyone thinks peer pressure is such a major factor in kids deciding to smoke or do any other drug. MAYBE THEY MADE A CONCIOUS DESICION ALL BY THEMSELVES TO DO IT!!!! HASN'T ANYONE THOUGHT OF THAT? Apparently, in this strange culture where 90% of all people are dumbasses called America, that's an impossibility. Besides, TRUST ME: A LITTLE POT MIGHT ACTUALLY DO PEOPLE SOME GOOD!!! THERE HAVE BEEN STUDIES THAT PROVED THAT MARIJUANA IS NOT ADDICTIVE! So anyway, I like your message but I'd be willing to bet this will be blammed.

Score: 10

"PLEASE DO THE REST OF THE CANTOS!!!!"

submission: Dante's Inferno: Canto I

date: January 29, 2007

That was great, man! Honestly, I have absolutely no complaints. The graphics were great, the story was awesome (well no shit! I mean, it's "The Inferno" and all) aw hell, everything was good! Just please, PLEASE finish it and do the rest of the Cantos! Oh and when you're done with that it would be cool if you did something like this for John Milton's "Paradise Lost". Keep up the good work!

Score: 9

"30 OUT OF 30 BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

submission: Boobs, Butt, or Shoulder?

date: January 26, 2007

OH YEAH!!! 30 OUT OF 30 FOR ME!!!!! I AM THE STRAIGHTEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, now that I'm done gloating, on to the game itself. The anouncer guy is funny as hell and there were some really nice pics. Scores high on interactivity, humor, graphics, style and sound. However, no violence, hence the 0. Oh and the girl in pic# 6 has a NICE ASS!!!!!!!!!

Score: 10

"Excellent job!"

submission: Ohmygodimonfire!

date: December 9, 2006

Great! I voted 5. The song was good and it was overall, totally hiarious. I just have two questions: Who was Logan Whitehurst? and How did he die?

Score: 8

"Pretty good!"

submission: Rude-Boy & Junior: Ep. 4

date: December 9, 2006

It was alright. Ther graphics were the strongest thing about this movie. It tried to be funny, but there was nothing laugh-out-loud hilarious. I recomend adding more humor.

Score: 10

"Very Sexy........... *drools*"

submission: Dress-up Shania Twain

date: December 4, 2006

One of my favorite dress-ups! Great sound effects and a hell of a sexy pictiure, even if it's really Kelly Monaco's body and not Shania's.

P.S.- I typed this review with one hand

Score: 0

"This sucks.."

submission: How 911 should of been

date: August 18, 2006

This is a stupid and pointless submission. The tower MOVES out of the way? Come on! Be an American! Make something cool happen like fighter planes shooting the terrorists out of the sky! Your scenario makes Americans look like pussies!
Oh, and to all those people who say "Too Early" GET A GODDAMN LIFE!!!! IT'S BEEN 5 YEARS!!!! Besides, it's not like he's making fun of 9-11. I LIVE in New York City and I saw it all happen with my own eyes. You have to be able to have a sense of humor and joke about ANYTHING, especially in times like these. If not, then that makes us no better than the terrorist. Americans need to understand that.

Score: 4

"Don't make a music video for an instrumental!"

submission: Obscured by Clouds

date: April 14, 2006

You do have to the whole trippy bright colors thing down and that is essential to a Pink Floyd music video. But being that "Obscured by Clouds" is an instrumental you can't really make a good music video for it, so try something else. I recomend "Comfortably Numb". Work on your animation too. That's all, good luck!
- "We don't need no education..."