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Can someone please tell me what the deal is with lactose intolerant milk? If you're lactose intolerant you can't drink milk, right? Well then JUST WHAT IN THE FUCK IN THE DAMN CARTON?
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Latest Flash Reviews
"One of my top 5 Favorite Games on NG!"
This game is awesome for 2 reasons: 1. It's addictive as FUCK! and... 2. It's simple and to the point. I've only played the game with the football zombies so far but I gotta say that if that were the only one here I'd still vote 5 but GODDAMN.... 8 GAMES!!! HOLY SHIT!!! You rule, man!
P.S.- Tip for the zombie game: First get the machine gun, then the dual machine gun and finally the chain gun. Don't bother with the other weapons. The chain gun is by far the best and is the only gun you need. Forget the drone turrets.... they don't help. Just remember: CHAIN GUN! I got up to like day 85 using this tactic and then just got bored and quit.
P.S.S- THIS GAME FUCKING OWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Seriously man, that totally kicked ass!!! Great graphics, insane action and music that fit the whole thing perfectly!! Bascically what I'm trying to say is: YOU GOT SKILLS MAN!! I voted 5 on this and I don't do that often at all. When I'm at the portal I usually vote to blam 8 out of 10 submissions and 99% percent of the time, what I vote to blam eventually gets blammed. That just goes to show how truly amazing this is!!! Thanks man, you've made my day!!
Author's Response:
I believe that I should be thanking you more than you thanking me, It gives me so much satisfaction to know that something I have made has had a posetive impact on someone I've never met and will never meet. Thanks for watching, voteing and reviewing.
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"Finally someone with some goddamn common sense!"
As a movie, I personally think this sucks ass because it's so painfully simple. However, I like your message and for that reason alone, I didn't vote to blam it. I'm so tired of how everyone thinks peer pressure is such a major factor in kids deciding to smoke or do any other drug. MAYBE THEY MADE A CONCIOUS DESICION ALL BY THEMSELVES TO DO IT!!!! HASN'T ANYONE THOUGHT OF THAT? Apparently, in this strange culture where 90% of all people are dumbasses called America, that's an impossibility. Besides, TRUST ME: A LITTLE POT MIGHT ACTUALLY DO PEOPLE SOME GOOD!!! THERE HAVE BEEN STUDIES THAT PROVED THAT MARIJUANA IS NOT ADDICTIVE! So anyway, I like your message but I'd be willing to bet this will be blammed.
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Latest Audio Reviews
"BLACK FUCKING SABBATH RULES MAN!!!"
OH HELL YEAH!!! The single catchiest and most recognizable riff ever played!! Tony Iommi is a GOD!! You should be proud, because apart from the sound quality being kinda crappy this totaly kicked ass!!! Nice job!!! Keep it metal!!!
Author's Response:
Thanks man I will make some more songs like that and it'll be a hell of a song.
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You call this a head-banger song? THIS LACKS ALL AGRESSION!! I am a die-hard metal fan and when I seek out metal, I wish to be brutally assaulted with an insane barage of riffs to the point where it causes me to ejaculate over my ancestors and headbang to the point where my head splits open and brains remain on the ground!!! This failed to accomplish that, and failed badly. Therefore, this sucks. I recomend you listen to the albums "Darkness Descends" by Dark Angel and "Pleasure To Kill" by Kreator to know what real metal is supposed to sound like!!!!! THRASH 'TILL DEATH!!!!!
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